Things I'd never ever ever hear myself saying...
Sure! I'll move again in a year because I love to pack and unpack!
Can't talk now, I'm too busy meditating.
No, you take the last Oreo. I'm stuffed.
Gosh, I haven't bought anything for myself in forever!
My dog is so calm and well behaved.
I'll drive because my car is clean!
Golly, I'll be so bored not working all summer.
Shhhh! I'm watching Fox News while I wait for Rush Limbaugh's radio show to start.
I'm so tan, I look like I belong on Jersey Shore!
I think it's perfectly fine to run to the store in your jammie pants! What a cute look especially when
you pair them with slippers. Hot.